Something I didn't do

A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

to behave in a way that invites trouble

A hairy boy with a huge penis

The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."

It is a prison term for a favor and then you owe the other person a favor in return.