Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
Official:
1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.
Slang:
1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.
Official:
1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.
Slang:
That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.
by Jafje September 16, 2007
5
Individuals who participate in crossfit
Wow, those crossfitters are asinine for lifting more than they can handle and letting weights fall on their head.
by Wanderlusty June 04, 2015
6
1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010