A disease that makes a MAN's genital fall off when they hear the name of their EX.

The word Asi or Assi is German colloquial language and short for "asozial" (antisocial).
It is commonly used to describe a person who behaves in an antisocial manner or is a part of such a group of people.
It is also used to describe the "cool kids" who smoke, drink and can't behave in public.
The term is widespread among young people, less among older people.

An annoying comment in the Polish language that means "as for the aces" or "what an ace".
Can also mean FAIL if used sarcastically.

Co za asy means ''What an ace'' in polish. It is a comment wich was posted on a video where a guy in Poland is moving some kind of couch in his underwear, and he drops it and breaks a window. Co Za Asy became popular when Ray William Johnson reviewed the video on his youtube show and mentionned the polish comment.

“Co za asy” is a Polish phrase and video comment posted by YouTube user MrMal on a FAILblog video and later popularized through a webisode by YouTube personality Ray William Johnson. The phrase is roughly translated into “What an ace…” in English, though in the context of FAILblog video, it is likely the comment was written in sarcasm.

A supposed comment on a video called "Couch Mover FAIL" on Failblog's YouTube account. Ray William Johnson featured a screenshot of this comment in his video entitled "GET A JOB". The commenter's YouTube username was "MrMal" with capitalized "M"s. However the is no user on YouTube with this exact name, nor is there any comments saying "Co za asy" by a MrMal on the "Couch Mover FAIL" video. It is clear that the comment was made-up by Ray William Johnson in a bid to create a meme, which he succeeded in doing.

The phrase roughly translates as "What aces" in Polish.

If you've watched any popular YouTube videos lately, you might have seen "Co Za Asy" in the comments. It's being posted everywhere, and tons of YouTube users are voting it up. What the heck is Co Za Asy, and what does it mean on YouTube?

Well, it's a Polish phrase that was posted on a FailBlog video of some guys FAILing at moving a couch. Superstar YouTuber Ray William Johnson read some of the Polish comments -- including Co Za Asy -- out loud in a recent video. RWJ's video scored over 4 million views, which was apparently enough to turn Co Za Asy into a meme of its own. It even has a Know Your Meme page.

Google Translate says that "co za asy" translates into "What aces!" In other words, it was probably a sarcastic crack about the failed couch movers. YouTubers now use it as a synonym for "fail," indicating either that a video sucks, or that someone in the video has done something stupid and inept.