Parents that are horrible for the following reasons...
1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.
2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.
3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.
4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.
5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.
6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.
7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.
8. To buy something, it must be on sale.
9. Going out with friends is a no no.
10. Your food with always have rice in it.
11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.
12. Talking against your parents will be punished.
13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.
14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.
15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.
16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.
2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.
3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.
4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.
5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.
6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.
7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.
8. To buy something, it must be on sale.
9. Going out with friends is a no no.
10. Your food with always have rice in it.
11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.
12. Talking against your parents will be punished.
13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.
14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.
15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.
16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
Asian parents: You get B+...be prepare to die...
Me: Oh god....
On christmas morning
*opens presents*
Damn it...another math book.
Parent: Why your hair so long? And was that girl with you???
Me: I like my hair like this. And yes, that was a girl.
Parent: HEY! You talk back and you with girl, you gonna get hurt....
Me: Oh god....
On christmas morning
*opens presents*
Damn it...another math book.
Parent: Why your hair so long? And was that girl with you???
Me: I like my hair like this. And yes, that was a girl.
Parent: HEY! You talk back and you with girl, you gonna get hurt....
by Jealousofwhitepeople December 11, 2010
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The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.
by Schwan January 01, 2008
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"Hey, Nguyen just failed the Calculus test"
"I know Adrian,Raymond,John,Heidi,and Lilly failed too"
"Asian Effect man."
"I know Adrian,Raymond,John,Heidi,and Lilly failed too"
"Asian Effect man."
by That khid September 30, 2011
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Anik: Hey, how did all those Asian kids instantly find one another?
Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
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Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.
Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.
Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
by lettucebug September 05, 2011
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When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 03, 2010
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A racist way to say 'Mexican'.
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