white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

Your a asian

emma fucked her asian mom in a subaru

Swati is Asian and she’s gonna exert her privilege on you lot.

''how is he s good at everything ????''

''that's because he is asian''

Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!