A human calculator who is always nagging you to stop coping of there test when your not

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

just terrible, bland, and boring. Particularly when applied to sex.

When you can’t see a thing

To become an Asian for a short period time

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.

1. Asian Kicking Someone

2. Asian Owning Non-Asian