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A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.
"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."
"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."
"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."
by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011