A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him
by Kindest December 29, 2017
Here we have the sexiest bull of meat ever. Considered one of the bests drummers actually in the worls and the drummer and composer of 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. He could be the best idol ever, who cares about the fandom and cuteAF.
ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)
Synonymous: DADDY.
ALSO HE WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BED AND HE WILL LACE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR BACK. HE WILL COVER YOUR EYES BUT YOU'LL SEE THE STARS ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'LL HIT YOU AS HARD AS HE HITS THE DRUMS. (you know what i mean)
Synonymous: DADDY.
by theredheadhat December 29, 2016
Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon February 24, 2011
by Inmemoryofsidneyflyhigh<3 June 11, 2021
Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast
by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020