Ashby, Massachusetts - Where people that have unhealthy relationships with animals go to hide. It’s not hard to understand why zoophiles would find Ashby appealing, after all it is neither on the way to nor from anywhere mentally healthy people would travel.

Ashby’s most redeeming quality is its 0.4 square miles of water where zoophiles with a preference toward ducks go to live out their fantasies.

So if beastiality is for you and you think hanging with 3,000 other zoophiles would make you happier than a pig in... your wife, head on over to Ashby, Massachusetts - where you can be a baaaad boy or girl.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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