when you fecken bored so you type the middle row of the keyboard left to right, then alternate between the top and bottom rows from right to left, then add the remaining ewq.
In order to type this shit into UD, you need to reach trancendental amounts of boredom, and build them up for many centuries. It is not obvious that everyone can find this. You truely are a man of sheer dedication and pure power of will. Good job, comrade.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."