when you fecken bored so you type the middle row of the keyboard left to right, then alternate between the top and bottom rows from right to left, then add the remaining ewq.
In order to type this shit into UD, you need to reach trancendental amounts of boredom, and build them up for many centuries. It is not obvious that everyone can find this. You truely are a man of sheer dedication and pure power of will. Good job, comrade.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk