We need to get out of here, ASAP.
by Light Joker September 8, 2005
the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you
little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!
by 七 October 17, 2009
by HUMP DAY uno-dos-thress December 29, 2014
Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.
The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.
by Fasters May 14, 2022
by Idacha October 7, 2015