by Downstrike May 29, 2004
the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.
me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart
by eddiespaghetti May 19, 2021
The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
by Nick Shatan April 03, 2007
Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
by Porkenstein August 17, 2008
Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019
I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out
by badass cajun resistor II November 18, 2020

