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a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
by Nick Meyer. April 01, 2008
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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