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by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
by the money maker is in my pants May 30, 2010
Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.
by Nathan cuckold August 14, 2021
When the actions of an individual of small influence bring bigger and more damaging consequences than expected, usually benefiting the interest of larger corporations or organizations.
Nineteen-year-old Gavrilo Princip chucked the wendig really hard when he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and sent the world into World War II. / When the little girl didn't get the part in the school play, she decided to chuck the wendig by pulling the fire alarm and the play was cancelled.
by Moonsai June 13, 2020
by Mr Eggs April 15, 2019