1) Being too busy to do anything else for a long time, but not actually accomplishing anything.
2) Being "busy" when somebody wants to hang out with you or sign you up for something, but really you're going to stay at home and count the ceiling tiles.
3) Being "busy" whenever somebody walks up to talk to you or to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.
2) Being "busy" when somebody wants to hang out with you or sign you up for something, but really you're going to stay at home and count the ceiling tiles.
3) Being "busy" whenever somebody walks up to talk to you or to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.
1) Being artificially busy is like being hamster in a cage, man!
2)
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over tonight and see my stamp collection? It's the biggest stamp collection outside of the European Union...
Person 2: Uh, sorry... gotta put cover sheets on all my TPS reports.
Person 1: TPS reports? Sounds like someone's artificially busy...
3) Dilbert, whenever Pointy Hair Bossy comes around.
2)
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over tonight and see my stamp collection? It's the biggest stamp collection outside of the European Union...
Person 2: Uh, sorry... gotta put cover sheets on all my TPS reports.
Person 1: TPS reports? Sounds like someone's artificially busy...
3) Dilbert, whenever Pointy Hair Bossy comes around.
by Jew Avenger October 09, 2005
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Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.
by Neil Hindle October 04, 2005
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The capacity of a computer to perform operations analogous to philosophically examining "intuition of guilt" about what ought to be or should have been done.
The Moral Machine used it's artificial conscience to determine whether it was ok to run over the pedestrians in a bid to save the passengers of a vehicle
by atbasu November 29, 2016
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n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003
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A skin condition in which a person's skin rises, after a given time, where it is scratched. It generally does not hurt and the mark can last for hours. Very few people have it.
It is not contagious or life-threatening, though it is kind of weird/cool.
It is called "artificial" because it resembles to an extent the symptoms of urticaria.
It is not contagious or life-threatening, though it is kind of weird/cool.
It is called "artificial" because it resembles to an extent the symptoms of urticaria.
by saaarrj April 08, 2009
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male sex toy often has vibrators inside to give pleasure that a normal pussy just cant do. also see fleshlight - its another male sex toy
by WTFFF October 13, 2007
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