An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.
"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"
by Awesome KVS October 25, 2013
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An extremely hot Russian guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!
Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!
Girl 2: Wait for me!
by sexyladay February 05, 2005
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Artem, a name of a Ukrainian/Russian male. A calm and quiet boy that doesn’t want to get in trouble. Always sends memes into group chats to make him seem funny, always on your side and wants to be funny.
“Artem made a meme about Beanos at lunch”
“Artem didn’t join the Drama during Math class.”
by RandomPersob January 30, 2020
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A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)
do you know who artem is?
by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020
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Angry Russian man...often will rage for no apparent reason. May have several piercings and tattoo representing time or aging. Enjoys FPS and Vodka.
Dayyyyuuuummmmm Artem!
by Not Marin November 20, 2010
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