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A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.
Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).
by Dude#10230213 November 20, 2006
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a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity
John is such an artard!
by jose santos March 06, 2005
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a person of significant stupidity; one who give the impression he is a retard
That artard just drove the wrong way down the street.
by w dawg March 04, 2004
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A reatard to a more extreme level. A dumbass or idiot.
"chris you are such an ar-tard."
by sp12345 August 20, 2008
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computer nerd talk for retard, only a true computer nerd could think this word up. also used in south park.
no this is not just a computer game it is a online RPG with team speak you artard!!
by Ryan Neve October 10, 2006
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