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The shittest football club to ever exist. Constantly losing to the likes of Norwich and Southampton. They are a joke of a club. Their manager, Arsene Wenger, had been around since the creation of the football. They have been known to rent out their trophy cabinet to the homeless, as there is ample space for up to 3 people and their belongings at once, do to the lack of success since their creation. They are robbers, as their cheapest ticket is 4 quid less than Hull's most expensive ticket. They have a "loyal" fan base known as the Gooners (not to be confused with wankers).

See also: Shit Scum Arse Twat Rubbish
Mike: Wanna hear a joke?
Dan: Yeah, sure
Mike: Arsenal
Dan: It's funny because they're shite!
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1. To start with promise but mess up when it really matters.
"I was going to win the league, but I pulled an Arsenal"
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THE WORST soccer club in europe, yeah thats right they suck, IF your not a MANK your WANK
o i seem to suck at soccer, i guess i will play for arsenal
by little_slice March 14, 2005
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A group of awful people, or weapons.
Man 1: Look at that group of wankers.

Man 2: Yeah, what a bunch of weapons.

Man 1: A real arsenal.
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Arse. I mean the clues in the name, how hard is it to realise how crap they are . 8 years without silver wear (and no the emirates cup doesn't count) 8 dry years
Football fan 1: 147-0, what kind of shitty team could lose so badly?
Football fan 2: ...arsenal...
by Real life football October 25, 2013
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