1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

A real jerk

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited