Top definition
An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.
"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -
by R1 April 10, 2003
Get a arse burgers mug for your fish Manafort.
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Get the Merkin neck gaiter and mug.
2
said when something doesn't go quite right
Oh arse burger!
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Get a arse burger mug for your friend Rihanna.
3
When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)
(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude
by Shitballs July 08, 2004
Get a arse burger mug for your friend Georges.
4
The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping
by w000b April 20, 2004
Get a arseburger mug for your guy Callisto.