“Casper gave me a ghostly arrival that only he could issue. His cold, dead hands slapped my bottom like a tea towel hitting a bluebottle.....”

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

"She was so hot I arrived in no time" or "excuse me darling I've arrived"

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

your shipment of fail has arrived.