Urban Dictionary: armying

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015

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A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 03, 2018

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Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos

Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...

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Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

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Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 05, 2019

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ducky._..army

A swag content creator who mainly plays Roblox and Has not shown voice or face

“Hey are you following ducky._..army?”
“Yeah why?”
“He is swag 😍😍”
“ pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”

by A guy with a hat July 31, 2021

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