Top definition
Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010
Jul 7 Word of the Day
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020