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South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
by Jo May 02, 2004
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.
"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."
by homebroslice24 March 08, 2010
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Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.
My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.
by Kelen Keller July 01, 2010
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Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool
Damn, that red 2008 viper is straight armadillo!
by Lifegaurdnomo June 16, 2008
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