A great game that has an amazing open world experience with dinosaurs. Only true PC Master Race members can experience and not the wannabes who only watch hentai and porn all day that hate on it.
ARK Survival Evolved is better than your stupid school hentai game!
by Thomas The Dank Engine 2 February 01, 2018
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30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not delivering loaves of cum dripping crumpets to the unsuspecting public, he's jacking off to the latest spread-eagle internet shots of Miriam's massive love train. A general fuckwit.
That Fox is such a Raider of the Brown Ark! Did you see the way he was checking out Wilcox's ass?
by ABFS July 02, 2004
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To take things two at a time, most generally referring to food.
Kim is just Noah's Ark-ing the watermelon!
by Kickn Scream June 15, 2011
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When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark
by Indian spice May 08, 2014
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The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020
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