Arking is a term in which you create something awful. People who “Ark” are usually simps or pedos.
by Pforpunch March 05, 2020
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An fake emergency situation that prompts one to abandon any unbearable responsibility, position, employment, work prospect or any lifestyle trap, with no intention to return back anytime.
Forgive me Mr. President, but I have to get started with arking up. Can you find yourself another defense general by tomorrow? Thank you
by Sunny0311 March 29, 2021
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1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 08, 2016
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