the coolest kid alive; every girl wants him; every guy wants to be him; coolest kid at bellarmine; can kick your ass anytime; you wish you were him

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

coolest kid alive; guy you wish you were; guy you wish you had; sexiest man alive; can kick your ass