Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Arithmedick- A math equation used to identify if a female is a HOE (Horizontally Orientated Entertainer) the equation is as follows.
Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Tammy slept with 6 guys so by the arithmedick equation 6X6 equals 36 so if she fell from a platform of 36 feet it's not fatal so Tammy isn't a hoe....yet.
by JohnnyBadGood March 19, 2016