an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround
*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
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A term for people who cannot take a compliment but their constant protests to compliments just make them even more adorable.
Lucy is so adorably argumentatively modest, she always fights me when I tell her she is amazing and beautiful.
by Whatislove September 17, 2014
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Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts
Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument
by Meganfan1987 May 9, 2023
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The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019
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Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.
A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.
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Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
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