A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.

People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate

The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Mrs. Argus is the most unique person out there. She is a perfect example of what a wife should be. She loves unconditionally, will support you through thick and thin, she will laugh at your jokes, and help you come back to reality when you are too far in the clouds.

1.
Being vigilant; referring to the Greek military watchman with a hundred eyes.

2.
Having eyes that spell out "Argus". It has to be pink. If it is blue, it is called tookie manookie eyes.

3.
Only wanting to be with a man named Argus. Such as Persephone, from Percy Jackson. This is according to Grover, in an easter egg.

Vrb phrs. To argue or dispute loudly and at length.

British

A slang term used in Rugby League for a fend.