A genre of online gaming involving story telling, puzzles, real world events, and talking to characters in the game. The people (aka intiates) who play these games are some of the biggest losers around. Very few and far between are the "normies". The only scum lower than the stereotypical ARG player are LARPers (Live Action Role Playing). If you ever want to see the social rejects and dregs in their natural environment, go to www.unfiction.com. Some of their priests will talk endlessly about how important ARGs are and how best to evangelize these "games". You'd think you were in one of those churches that talk about God without church and play christian rock and Amy Grant. They can't get over the fact that all they're doing is playing a game.
DrLaura: Hi I'm a prissy bitch. I hate all args unless they're corporate Fuck you all if you don't agree with me. I'm the second coming of Mary.
Angsty: Hi Laura, let me worship you. I have a girlfriend I'm going to marry but I want to worship you Laura. I will now go drool on my Alyssa Milano pics. CYA!!!
Newperson1: OMG I just found an ARG!
Administrator: SHUT UP NEWPERSON1 you are inferior, rtfb and stop talking!
Newperson1: What?
Korn: I fucking hate things that are different. Fuck new things.
YappyDog: I hate it when people who aren't me talk. Why can't you all see I'm constantly bleeding.
Newperson1: What's wrong with you people?
Newperson2: OMG I solved a puzzle!
LackyNumber12: -yawn- big deal Newperson2 we all did that years ago, 'sides it was solved LAST WEEK!!! DONT YOU READ THE BOARDS???? STFU!
LackyNumber144: Wowz! i just loooked at a pic of Christy Dorga! She is our queen!
DrLaura: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
by Ex ARG Player January 12, 2006
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When pissed off one might use the term "arg" to express him or herself.................
as in "Arg! my mom's being a bitch, i can't go see the movie".
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an Alternate Reality Game

usually used as hype for something
www.ilovebees.com is an ARG
by ImTheDarkcyde August 01, 2004
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used to describe the forelimbs of quadrapeds, the specialized extremities that are a combination of both 'arms' and 'legs', equivalent to legs/arms.
May be applied to humans and other bipeds in a fashion similar to cankles.
Look at the args on that wanker!

That bloke should quit eating so much cheese, he's gonna blow an arg.
by Camerck November 05, 2006
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#Argeli is the most unique girl u can ever find and even her name
Is unique as well. She is beautiful in any way and doesn’t let nobody push her around. She might look mean but she’s really #amazing when you get to know her. #Argeli is loyal and doesn’t give up that quickly. Get yourself an #Argeli and watch your life be complete.
Argeli is gorgeous and she is miss independent and doesn’t need nobody to tell her for her to feel that way.
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to give or receive a rectal gimp
-Yo jose how was last night with Bruce?
-Oh man we have crazy butt sex, he even gave me ARG!.
-Ew dude dont talk about that with me.
by Nicky A January 15, 2009
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"Ahh Raging Genitals" meaning sexually frustrated.
"I wanna have sex arg."

"I'm so horny, arg."
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