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noun: a person who is flamingly metrosexual yet is determined to convince everyone he is a pimp

adjective: extremely clumsy
getting stuck in that basketball net was an extremely arex ru act

you see that faggot over there trying to act all pimp by flashing his money to those ugly bitches? he's an arex ru
by playa hater December 19, 2004
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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