During sex of any type, have your accomplice knock your bitch out by hitting her in the head. Then, engrave your area code, (and make it permanent) on her pubic region.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.