are you drunk?

a term used to accuse someone of being drunk, either bc they are stupid or what they said just doesnt make sense.
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basically callin the other person a f-ing retard.

Todd: "Wow i have no idea what i am talking about!"

CM: "are you drunk??"

by Matttttttt. August 7, 2008

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 6, 2010