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better known as CALUM HOOD.

a cutiepie, the best of the best, is in love with an appenditore seriale called Ashton but he loves him too much to be angry at him. he wants to have sex with Michael Clifford no jk just with Ashton and is salty asf about Lashton
@lvnelyhexrt is his best man🍵💔.

his best friend, Hanna Wolokovic aka @tearsbabyj his pregnant and somebody says his wife, Helen, @nxnparlxrmi has the widest vajina ever!!!
if we talk about @ardvkx we talk about COMPLAINS
oh look at that @ardvkx, so beautiful and so dumb.
by ardvkx May 02, 2020
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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