Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

by Teanis August 6, 2022

Architect

He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.

The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.

by ncknm February 23, 2013

Architect

A useless fruit who smokes pot and draws houses. Architects require engineers to fix all of their mistakes.

If that architect wasn't so high all the time maybe he'd have drawn this correctly.

by Rogerovski October 7, 2008

Architect

An architect is an engineer that didn't have the brain to get their degree, but they found in the first years of college that they could use autocad.

"Oh Tim, so you are an architect now huh?"

"Yea, I just couldn't get through dynamics and statics otherwise I'd be a practicing engineer."

by Barnifus July 18, 2008

architect

An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.

by black T shirt February 17, 2005

architect

A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.

by unknown LA July 25, 2005

architect

ark - i - tekt
verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."

by knowlton student March 13, 2011