high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Gay ass Catholic school where they touch little boys. Also an STD

Archbishop wood is a catholic highschool in warminster, PA known for their football team/girls basketball, but absolutely nothing else other then being faggots. In any other sport wood gets beat badly by LaSalle and St. Joes prep. It seems like everyone around warminster is scumbags. It's for the poor bitches that can't afford an actual private school. Unless you play football or girls basketball you shouldn't go to wood unless you want your reputation ruined. fucking punks.