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being prone to faking that one has a fear of spiders just to get someone else to kill it, typically out of laziness or squeamishness.
When I was single I would kill a spider, but now that I have a boyfriend I like to act arachnafauxbic and get him to kill it for me.
by Lyra Hearthrob October 12, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018