Planned anal sex. Thanks to Jim Jefferies. Does not have to coincide with the actual date.
"It's my boyfriend's birthday next week"
"Are you going April 18th?"
"Yeah, it's part of my four-a-year"
by rivermaximus November 21, 2014
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The day we will die.
The bible is good right? maybe not.

LAMENTATIONS 4:18

our enemies hunted us so we could not even walk in the streets. our end came near. our time was up. our end came.

THIS CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE BIBLE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANT

also aliens and shit from that twitter voice mail
Nibba we gon die on april 18th
by robonacho March 26, 2018
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National steal a kiss day part 2

Cause I missed the first one🤷🏻 ♂️
“Bro it’s April 18th national steal a kiss day don’t be a pussyfr don’t be a pussy
by Sir no vert April 17, 2019
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Boyfriends show their girl some love and send them a dick pic
Boy* happy April 18th
Girl* babe u remembered
Boy*I'll send it right away
by @Knowsit April 17, 2019
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