The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Fuck you it’s my birthday I can eat the cake and trash I want.

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.