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Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that
by Poop0111 April 15, 2018
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Fuck you it’s my birthday I can eat the cake and trash I want.
Friend: Hey want to go to the movies or something on April 17th?
Me: fuck off it’s my birthday dumbass
by Cringemeat123 November 13, 2020
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National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch
Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick
by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019
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National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.
Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 17, 2018
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Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit
by daddy.chill November 15, 2019
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national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.
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by bananas are life April 13, 2019
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