When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome
by Varigos Dourden December 29, 2007
An approach to child-spacing.
You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 03, 2011
The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
by Cirdellin December 30, 2009
A "big penis approach" is something that is strategic and soundly thought-out using objective factual information about any subject that the strategy or the plan might involve, and is opposed with a "small penis approach" which is stupid and nonsensical and often does more harm than good and uses misleading information and kneejerk reactions, and is based on the rationale that Males with a bigger penis are more likely to have higher intelligence or have an impact on society, namely in the reproduction department, and is an important step to understanding basic strategy, along with a good analogy for understanding this being that a "big penis approach" is like a long thick sausage with a big girth, which blows out the "small penis approach," a little corn dog sausage, straight out of the water.
Person #1: "I'm looking for numbers for the Lottery since I'm really wanting to win, but I'm not sure whether to pick QuickPick or just choose random numbers on the paper."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
by SleeplessNightOwl May 04, 2021
I am going to use the Homer Simpson approach and invest billions of dollars on my enemies that want to see me destroyed and hope they will do what I want them to do.
by Dungeonmaster3 June 06, 2011
A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.
*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"
by MattHatt July 08, 2009
When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.
by Varigos Do'urden October 23, 2007