1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa
2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
by DrPhist November 04, 2011
Student: “Hey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I don’t know how to edit it corre-“
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
Mr. Cock: “APPLEFUCK!” *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
by Pickle sickle February 08, 2018
by Jarard August 07, 2019