when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.
by David applebees Donahue June 30, 2011
by applebeeman December 02, 2020
Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 09, 2010
Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by lordwibblewobble August 03, 2020
Henry: Your the biggest loser ever and no one seems to love you
Dirk: you work at applebees
ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.
u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.
Dirk: you work at applebees
ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.
u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.
by FaCt BoI March 31, 2018
Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 11, 2010
The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.
Your lord and savior.
by LCFlygon July 27, 2012