Urban Dictionary: apple

apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

by beaverbounce January 04, 2011

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The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

by Armand Banana January 09, 2006

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A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

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A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

by Neveah February 17, 2007

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A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.

by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 02, 2009

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World's #1 toy manufacturer.

The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.

by Xapo April 07, 2010

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A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.

Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."

by The Human Being/Person December 04, 2016

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