THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
by beaverbounce January 04, 2011
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by Armand Banana January 09, 2006
Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?
Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 02, 2009
The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.
by Xapo April 07, 2010
A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.
by The Human Being/Person December 04, 2016