Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.
by Adolf Alex September 03, 2015
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Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.
MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.
by Lance Hardenburg August 06, 2006
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A computer user who has previously only used PC/Windows based machines but now converts to only use Apple products.
by Neurotic Monkey January 07, 2010
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That girl was really hot from across the bar, but then I came up closer and spotted that chicks feet, I was like hell naw! Bitch had apple turnovers, for real!
by Brittany T April 15, 2008
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The act of fucking a girl from behind, cumming on her back , and pouring cinnanmon on top. Then, flipping her over and putting an apple in her mouth
I wanted to do something kinky for my birthday so I gave my girlfriend an apple turnover. She wasn't nearly as amused afterwards as I was. She said the cinnamon burned...
by xTHEBEATDOCTORx March 03, 2017