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Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.
"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
by That_one_girl__ March 10, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a fart that has a fruity scent. A fart that can be caused
by drinking a lot of apple juice. A type of fart that is simply just similar to apple juice with a musty after-smell.
by drinking a lot of apple juice. A type of fart that is simply just similar to apple juice with a musty after-smell.
Don't drink too much of that apple juice, Tina...you might have yo'self some major apple juice farts ahead. Damn Yoshi, those be some gnarly smellin' apple juice farts!
by Broilington Smith February 05, 2008