Urban Dictionary: apple computer

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1.)Something less than a PC.

2.)A useless item.

3.)A tool used by generally evil people to do wrong.

OMG your apple computer sucks. PC OWNS APPLE.

I'd gladly trade an apple computer for a rock.

Satan uses apple computers to control ignorant people.

by PC fan July 03, 2003

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by dookie July 03, 2003

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crap; slow as fuck

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.

by Alexa July 02, 2003

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A weaksauce way of using a "computer."

Apple Computers lick ass!

by The Jinj July 03, 2003

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a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

by the sheepherder July 05, 2003

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a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple

Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.

by teh_applegoddess July 06, 2003

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A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

by Brubaker July 07, 2003

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